MicroMantis
Well-known member
Subject: FW: Amazing Product Labeling - Don't Skip This One
>>In case you needed further proof that the human race is seriously
>>challenged, here are some actual label instructions on consumer
goods.
>>
>>On a Sear's hairdryer:
>>....Do not use while sleeping.
>>(and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
>>
>>On a bag of Fritos:
>>....You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
>>(the shoplifter special?)
>>
>>On a bar of Dial soap:
>>"Directions: Use like regular soap."
>>(and that would be how???....)
>>
>>On some Swanson frozen dinners:
>>"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
>>(but, it's "just" a suggestion.)
>>
>>Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
>>"Do not turn upside down."
>>(well...duh, a bit late, huh?)
>>
>>On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
>>"Product will be hot after heating."
>>(...and you thought????...)
>>
>>On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
>>"Do not iron clothes on body."
>>(but wouldn't this save me more time?)
>>
>>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
>>"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this
medication."
>>(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
>>could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those
forklifts.)
>>
>>On Nytol Sleep Aid:
>>"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
>>(and...I'm taking this because???....)
>>
>>On most brands of Christmas lights:
>>"For indoor or outdoor use only."
>>(as opposed to...what?)
>>
>>On Sainsbury's peanuts:
>>"Warning: contains nuts."
>>(talk about a news flash)
>>
>>On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
>>"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
>>(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
>>
>>On a child's superman costume:
>>"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
>>(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
>>
>>On a Swedish chainsaw:
>>"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
>>(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
>>
>>Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
>>stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe
>>even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all need to
smile
>>every once in a while.
>>
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>>In case you needed further proof that the human race is seriously
>>challenged, here are some actual label instructions on consumer
goods.
>>
>>On a Sear's hairdryer:
>>....Do not use while sleeping.
>>(and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
>>
>>On a bag of Fritos:
>>....You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
>>(the shoplifter special?)
>>
>>On a bar of Dial soap:
>>"Directions: Use like regular soap."
>>(and that would be how???....)
>>
>>On some Swanson frozen dinners:
>>"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
>>(but, it's "just" a suggestion.)
>>
>>Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
>>"Do not turn upside down."
>>(well...duh, a bit late, huh?)
>>
>>On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
>>"Product will be hot after heating."
>>(...and you thought????...)
>>
>>On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
>>"Do not iron clothes on body."
>>(but wouldn't this save me more time?)
>>
>>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
>>"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this
medication."
>>(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
>>could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those
forklifts.)
>>
>>On Nytol Sleep Aid:
>>"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
>>(and...I'm taking this because???....)
>>
>>On most brands of Christmas lights:
>>"For indoor or outdoor use only."
>>(as opposed to...what?)
>>
>>On Sainsbury's peanuts:
>>"Warning: contains nuts."
>>(talk about a news flash)
>>
>>On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
>>"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
>>(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
>>
>>On a child's superman costume:
>>"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
>>(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
>>
>>On a Swedish chainsaw:
>>"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
>>(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
>>
>>Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
>>stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe
>>even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all need to
smile
>>every once in a while.
>>
>>**********************************************************************
>>This email may contain information proprietary to Nash Finch Company
>>and is intended only for the use of the recipient(s). If you have
>>received this email in error, any review, dissemination, distribution
>>or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. If you are not the
>>intended recipient(s), please notify the sender immediately.
>>
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