WHO wants to be RANDOM???!!!

[agent A]

that's right!! i do!! you can too! just post the most random, off topic, irrelevant, crazy stuff in this topic and be so random it's not even funny!! :tt2:

here are a few random things:

i just realized i shoulda posted my toad eggs and stuff in the invert section of the forum since the single celled eggs arent vertebrates until they develop vertebrae

20 things to do instead of rearing lucanus capreolus:

1: hunt lucanus capreolus

2: catch lucanus capreolus

3: use a lucanus capreolus as an earring

4: use a lucanus capreolus mandible to pick a lock

5: put a lucanus capreolus in a cup

6: put a lucanus capreolus in a bowl

7: put a lucanus capreolus in an envelope

8: put a lucanus capreolus in the microwave

9: put a lucanus capreolus in the oven

10: bake a lucanus capreolus

11: fry a lucanus capreolus

12: roast a lucanus capreolus

13: eat a lucanus capreolus

14. feed a lucanus capreolus to a dog

15: play catch with a friend using a lucanus capreolus as a ball

16: sit on a lucanus capreolus

17: feed a lucanus capreolus to a mantis

18: put a lucanus capreolus in a person's food at a restaraunt

19: kick a lucanus capreolus

20: change your name to Lucanus Capreolus

random picture!!!

 

[mutrok4040]

My gecko was biting her old toe off today.

 

[CoolMantid]

BLLAAAAAAHHHHHHH

 

[mutrok4040]

My assassin bug is bored today.

 

[mutrok4040]

My B. mendica mismolted.

 

[CoolMantid]

My Gulf Fritillary took off in my room and crashed into the wall.

 

[mutrok4040]

Did it sound like a plane crashing? YEEEEOOOOOWWW BOOOSSSHHHHH!!!!

 

[agent A]

My B. mendica mismolted.

ok how does a bleph mismolt?

anyways, it's 5:23pm here and i've produced more poop than pee today, which is odd for me

hold that thought, gonna go make toilet lemonade

 

[mutrok4040]

ok how does a bleph mismolt?

IDK! I watched him through the whole molting process. He got his front right leg (not his raptor) stuck in his old body. I helped him a bit, and he got it out, but it is useless to him.. <_<

 

[CoolMantid]

RRAAAWWWRRRR!!!!! SUPRISE CANNIBALISM

 

[agent A]

IDK! I watched him through the whole molting process. He got his front right leg (not his raptor) stuck in his old body. I helped him a bit, and he got it out, but it is useless to him.. <_<

oh, ok

maybe this guy can help:

 

[sueb4653]

i'M STUCK AT WORK :sleeping: nline2long:

 

[mutrok4040]

i'M STUCK AT WORK :sleeping: nline2long:

Lol naughty. On a forum about praying mantises while at work.

 

[agent A]

Lol naughty. On a forum about praying mantises while at work.

you say that like it's a bad thing

gonna cook some pasta

 

[sueb4653]

GOOD THING i HAVE ACCESS FOR WHEN THINGS ARE SLOW AROUND HERE

 

[brancsikia339]

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[agent A]

I love it lol

What could lol stand for?

Little old lady

Lion on leopard

Lego of logistics

Large obese loser

Lilac or lizard

Lift only Lithuanians

Anything I missed???

 

[mutrok4040]

lots of lards

luck of leprechauns

lol o' lol

l o l

lardasaurus of lumps

Ok this next one is the best

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[brancsikia339]

THE MEANING OF HAGS

the meaning of *HAGS* may just go on forever SO... lets start

• H = hippos A = ate G= giant S= snakes
  
• H= hairy A = apes G= glue S= snowmen
  
• H= hailey A= ann's G= gross S= STARE
  
• H = hairy A = anorexic G= guinea pigs S= stink
  
• H = Halloween A = ants G= get S= silly
  
• H = herrings A = and G= goats S= smell
  
• H = horrible A = aardvarks G= grate S= salami
  
• H = hermit crabs A = attack G= good S= souls
  
• H = have A = a G= great S= summer!
  
• H = high A = apples G= grow S= soup
  
• H = Hooting A = alligators G= google S= slugs
  
• H = Hackberry A = Aerobuses G= get S= S.U.V's
  
• H = Homeless A = action G= group S= statistics
  
• H = Healthy A = association G= going S= sacred
  
• H = Having A = acne G= gets S= stupid
  
• H = Hairbrush A = airplanes G= grow S= SAUSAGES
  
• H = Half A = absorbtive G= Ghettos S= suck