I liked yours, so I started there.
- You see a fly and think "who do I feed that to?"
A house fly escaped me several times yesterday because I wanted to keep it alive as a treat for my scorpion (the mantids had already been fed a lot).
- Your neighbors think you are weird for stalking their flower garden with a giant butterfly net
They are used to the net (and the log flipping), but I am sure they still wonder what exactly is going on when I spend 10 minutes going back and forth around the butterfly bush. (Usually, it is because a butterfly is not cooperating with me and is visiting the flowers in the middle, and I am trying to get the best angle for iNaturalist.
- Guests leave quicker than planned after you accidentally mention that you breed roaches in your bedroom closet
I purposefully mention it, and then guests are usually forced on a tour.
- You avoid stepping on the spotted lanternfly because your ghost needs to eat
I try to ID any moths in case they would be a good species to breed for mantis food.
- You pull an all-nighter by the porch light in the middle of summer
Out my window, but same idea
- You always have a container within reach just in case
My pocket bug jar is large enough to barely fit an adult female
Stagmomantis carolina, and the jar goes everywhere.
- Your own parents call you weird and you actually don't mind because it's the truth
We know too many entomologists for them to think I am unique.
- Everyone in your class stares at you when you accidentally mention you keep insects as pets
At my school, I am allowed to bring them in sometimes! (And yes, I have known people to jump out of their chair in their eagerness to hold the hissing cockroaches.)
My own answers
- Any major trip necessitates hours on iNaturalist planning for all the insects I could find.
- You have ridiculous numbers of mantis photos on your phone.
- Your favorite animal is a mantis: Metallyticus splendidus.
- You would even consider letting Brunner’s stick mantids take over the 5 foot butterfly breeding enclosure in your bedroom.