Evil Plan Epic Fail (read it's funny)

[agent A]

so in chemistry the other day a kid in my latin class asks me to do his latin project for him and offers me $20

this project is worth a TRIPLE WEIGHTED EXAM GRADE

i said yes

but then a sudden thought hit me

i was planning to do 1 of 3 things:

1: blow it off but keep tellin him i was doin it for him so he wouldnt have it and would fail (i finished my project already so 1 less hand in is less competition and more opportunity for mine to end up displayed) the project :devil:

2: the day before it's due tell him i can't do it for him so he doesnt have time to hand it in :devil:

3: do it but make it real cruddy so he gets a bad grade :devil:

well then my mom caught wind of it and said that i could get in trouble for #3 if he used it as that's plaigarism and she wants me to tell him i wont do his work for him on monday

and then she said #1 and #2 r just wrong and stuff, to me they would kinda be fun to do to someone...

but it would serve him right for even asking

doesnt he know how busy i am? i took care of my stuff he should take care of his

SELF SUFFICIENCY FOR ALL!!!

so that's just a silly story i wanted to share

here's another:

last night i dreampt someone stole my car JUST so they could drive it back to my house :lol:

feel free to chime in and add your own crazy stories...

 

[aNisip]

Last night I dreamt I was outside in the glades of Florida and came upon a patch of g. Grisea (like 20 huge females and 20 males all on these 5 trees....and there were a bunch of ooths...so I gathered the ooths and one female and planned on going on here to tell everybody abt my dIscovery, but then I woke up to a violent crack of thunder....and no more g Griseas and I was saddened...

 

[Crazy4mantis]

once I had a dream that the california highway patrol was arresting two cacti with cowboy hats in the grand canyon.

In fourth grade we went to war against huggies. (don't even ask)

in third grade we went to war against B.A.P.S.A.P.R.A.P.V.A.P.S.R.V.A.P.C.W.A.P.N.A.J.A.H.F.A.E.L.T.s (again don't even ask.)

 

[Crazy4mantis]

oh and once I had a dream that I found a bunch of 3 foot wide blue ooths in front of my school

 

[patrickfraser]

You're just a meanie. Just do it for him, collect your twenty, and tell your parents they can keep your allowance because you want to take the week off from chores. Maybe even go to a movie or buy a mantis. People don't do this anymore?

 

[angelofdeathzz]

I had a dream, that Alex did unto others as he would have them do unto him...you can't say yes and then shaft somebody, and yes your Moms right.

 

[Mime454]

You're just a meanie. Just do it for him, collect your twenty, and tell your parents they can keep your allowance because you want to take the week off from chores. Maybe even go to a movie or buy a mantis. People don't do this anymore?

I can't like this, but I like this.

 

[agent A]

You're just a meanie. Just do it for him, collect your twenty, and tell your parents they can keep your allowance because you want to take the week off from chores. Maybe even go to a movie or buy a mantis. People don't do this anymore?

the trick is not to tell them that so i can get a little extra dough :devil:

I had a dream, that Alex did unto others as he would have them do unto him...you can't say yes and then shaft somebody, and yes your Moms right.

ok for the record I get all MY work done and never ask anyone else to do it for me, so i would never be at someones mercy like that

but yeah maybe it's easier to just tell this ***** no, he can fail himself and all <_<

i dont remember wat i dreampt abt last night but once i had a weird dream where i woke up and went through a whole day and when i went back to sleep in the dream i woke up in real life and it was the next morning...

 

[brancsikia339]

I once had a dream that a giant monarch caterpillar ravaged the city, turned into a chrysalis, and then into a butterfly, and was eaten by a giant idolo

 

[Bug Trader]

What you do is save all your work, notes, tests and those of whatever smart kids will give them to you and sell them to the kids the next year taking the same courses, thats how I paid for my first car........

 

[fleurdejoo]

I am not qualified to be a parent so Ima just bow out of this one.

 

[Paradoxica]

I had a pretty strange dream last night...

So last night I had been thinking about the Texas Unicorns I ordered from Trans am(which I just got, thanks) before going to bed.

Which led to a very vivid dream that I got the package, but inside was a Giant deli cup that was decorated like a natural ecosystem (rocks, moss, a small stream?!). Inside this amazing deli cup there were my 7 Texicorn nymphs except that they were as fat as adult females and they were yellow and black. Living communally with the nymphs there were two blue dart frogs and 5 firebelly toads!

I contacted Trans-Am and he said that was how he got the package so that's how he sent it to me.

Is that weird or what?

 

[Mime454]

I had a pretty strange dream last night...

So last night I had been thinking about the Texas Unicorns I ordered from Trans am(which I just got, thanks) before going to bed.

Which led to a very vivid dream that I got the package, but inside was a Giant deli cup that was decorated like a natural ecosystem (rocks, moss, a small stream?!). Inside this amazing deli cup there were my 7 Texicorn nymphs except that they were as fat as adult females and they were yellow and black. Living communally with the nymphs there were two blue dart frogs and 5 firebelly toads!

I contacted Trans-Am and he said that was how he got the package so that's how he sent it to me.

Is that weird or what?

Shipping costs must have been a nightmare!

 

[agent A]

I had a pretty strange dream last night...

So last night I had been thinking about the Texas Unicorns I ordered from Trans am(which I just got, thanks) before going to bed.

Which led to a very vivid dream that I got the package, but inside was a Giant deli cup that was decorated like a natural ecosystem (rocks, moss, a small stream?!). Inside this amazing deli cup there were my 7 Texicorn nymphs except that they were as fat as adult females and they were yellow and black. Living communally with the nymphs there were two blue dart frogs and 5 firebelly toads!

I contacted Trans-Am and he said that was how he got the package so that's how he sent it to me.

Is that weird or what?

he better not have sent u the firebelly toadlets i sent to him!!