Mantis "Your Mama" jokes

[agent A]

Not directed at anyone in particular, but I am starting this topic so we can make "your mama" jokes only peeps on this forum would understand

Here r a few of mine

Your mama is so dumb, she went on the forum looking for a male brunneria borealis

Your mama is so dumb, she overfed a hierodula

Your mama is so poor, I saw her carrying around a net cage and asked wat she was doing, she said she was moving



Anyone else have any? These r meant to be funny and not offensive

 

[CoolMantid]

Your Mama is so old when I asked her if i could get an Idolo she said they were very rare in the hobby

It is the only one I could think of

 

[happy1892]

I do not understand. Does peeps mean young people?

 

[CoolMantid]

Yup

 

[hibiscusmile]

good, then I am in the right place!!! :tt2:

 

[Mvalenz]

Your mama is so dumb she thinks she has two mantids, but its just one that molted. She keeps trying to feed it too.

Get it?

 

[happy1892]

This is strange.

 

[CoolMantid]

Your mama is so dumb she thinks she has two mantids, but its just one that molted. She keeps trying to feed it too.

Get it?

I get it!

This is strange.

Why?

 

[agent A]

Your mama is so dumb she thinks she has two mantids, but its just one that molted. She keeps trying to feed it too.

Get it?

Lol that's funny

Here's another of mine:

Your mama is so dumb she dehydrated a Blepharopsis mendica

 

[happy1892]

I get it!

Why?

It is supposed to be funny. I do not think it is funny.

 

[CoolMantid]

Well then go to another post! we all like it

 

[happy1892]

OK.

 

[CoolMantid]

You know I am kidding

 

[mkayum]

:lol:

 

[happy1892]

You know I am kidding

I did not know!

 

[CoolMantid]

ok. Nevermind. But if you didnt get my joke I will explain it to you.

Idolos are now really common/popualr in this hobby but about a year or 2 ago they were rare. So since your mom is so old she still thinks Idolos are rare

 

[agent A]

Lol your mama is so old when she saw a mantis she said "last time I checked that thing had a flat body and scurried along the forest floor at night and we called it a roach"

 

[happy1892]

Is this not nice?

 

[agent A]

I will try to make a joke like that.

Yay :clap: