ok so i wuz thinking, anyone see those commercials where one thing happens and leads to another and that leads to another thing and eventually something rediculous happens and it goes like "dont _____, _______ today" or something? well i decided to come up with a few reasons to rear mantises and will say them in that way
feel free to add your own, this is supposed to be funny
when you don't rear mantises, you become bored
when you become bored, you become depressed
when you become depressed, you resort to drugs
when you resort to drugs, you lose all your money
when you lose all your money, you cant get drugs anymore
when you can't get drugs anymore, you become depressed again
when you become depressed again, you jump off a bridge
don't jump off a bridge
rear mantises today
when you dont rear mantises, you get into bird watching
when you get into bird watching, you climb trees to observe birds
when you climb trees to observe birds, you fall out of a tree
when you fall out of a tree, you think you are a bird
when you think you are a bird, you migrate south for the winter
when you migrate south for the winter, you get chased by a madman named Was Ney
don't get chased by a madman named Was Ney
rear mantises today
when you don't rear mantises, you go to the saturniid hobby
when you go to the saturniid hobby, you find bill oehlkew's website
when you find bill oehlkew's website, you find bill oehlkew's email
when you find bill oehlkew's email, you bother bill oehlkew
when you bother bill oehlkew, bill oehlkew gets mad at you
when bill oehlkew gets mad at you, he sends an angry reply email
when he sends an angry reply email, you see his address as his email signature
when you see his address in his email signature, you go to his house
when you go to his house, you spraypaint his outdoor rearing sleeves blue
when you spraypaint his outdoor rearing sleeves blue, you get spraypainted green by bill oehlkew
don't get spraypainted green by bill oehlkew
rear mantises today
feel free to add your own, this is supposed to be funny
when you don't rear mantises, you become bored
when you become bored, you become depressed
when you become depressed, you resort to drugs
when you resort to drugs, you lose all your money
when you lose all your money, you cant get drugs anymore
when you can't get drugs anymore, you become depressed again
when you become depressed again, you jump off a bridge
don't jump off a bridge
rear mantises today
when you dont rear mantises, you get into bird watching
when you get into bird watching, you climb trees to observe birds
when you climb trees to observe birds, you fall out of a tree
when you fall out of a tree, you think you are a bird
when you think you are a bird, you migrate south for the winter
when you migrate south for the winter, you get chased by a madman named Was Ney
don't get chased by a madman named Was Ney
rear mantises today
when you don't rear mantises, you go to the saturniid hobby
when you go to the saturniid hobby, you find bill oehlkew's website
when you find bill oehlkew's website, you find bill oehlkew's email
when you find bill oehlkew's email, you bother bill oehlkew
when you bother bill oehlkew, bill oehlkew gets mad at you
when bill oehlkew gets mad at you, he sends an angry reply email
when he sends an angry reply email, you see his address as his email signature
when you see his address in his email signature, you go to his house
when you go to his house, you spraypaint his outdoor rearing sleeves blue
when you spraypaint his outdoor rearing sleeves blue, you get spraypainted green by bill oehlkew
don't get spraypainted green by bill oehlkew
rear mantises today
