The 7th Sign of the Apoclyps
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patrickfraser
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I saw them on Toddlers and Tiaras. It goes to show you that anybody can have a reality show, but you gotta be trashy. :lol:
well it's a good thing the APOCOLYPSE isn't coming :lol:
LLCoolJew
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OMG. I love me some Honey Boo Boo Child! I'll be recording the premiere episode tomorrow night. Can't wait. We city folk need to live vicariously through the Boo.
Paradoxica
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God help us.
sueb4653
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Good Lord what next
Danny.
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Exactly why I don't watch tv...
Mvalenz
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They should put birth control in the city water there.
Crazy4mantis
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I'm gonna buy a ton of mantids to protect me. 
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ismart
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I'm just happy Suga bear her baby daddy! :lol:
patrickfraser
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Tonight's the night. Grab your piglet and stake your claim on the couch. :lol:
Precarious
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At first I was just disgusted. Now I'm thinking this show may be like a weekly dose of one of my favorite movies, Gummo. I'd post the trailer but I wouldn't want to offend anyone.
I'll post Bombay Beach instead. Another keeper...
And if you're enjoying your white trash roll look into The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia.
Yeee-haw!
Paradoxica
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It's like watching a monkey swallow a hand grenade; horrible but impossible to look away.
CoolMantid
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You guys be cray cray thinking you can mess with me HONEY ****OO CHILD!
MY SPECIAl JUICE IS GONNA HELP ME WIN!!!!!!
MY SPECIAl JUICE IS GONNA HELP ME WIN!!!!!!
Mime454
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This show is worse than being water boarded but I still watch every week. What the ###### is wrong with me?
patrickfraser
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"It's hurting my biscuit". :lol: I'm loving this program. The quotes would be hilarious on t-shirts.
Precarious
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Mental defectives say the darndest things...
In related news:
Honey Boo Boo’s family was investigated and cleared by Child Protective Services
SPOILER ALERT!
“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” premiered to huge ratings on Aug. 8. The show follows the lives of the Thompson family from rural McIntyre, Ga., including TLC’s new runaway star, Alana, aka “Honey Boo Boo.” The network decided to give the unforgettable little girl her own series after videos of her appearances on the cable network’s “Toddlers & Tiaras” went viral earlier this year.
BUT production of the show nearly came to a screeching halt shortly after filming began in March when investigators from Georgia’s Division of Family and Children Services made an unannounced visit to the family’s home.
“Honey Boo Boo’s upbringing raised eyebrows with neighbors,” a source told The ENQUIRER.
“The parents feed her energy drinks, cheese puffs for breakfast and brag about how they cook roadkill for meals. She even eats roadkill with flies swarming around her head!”
But the authorities didn’t get involved until a videotape of Honey Boo Boo dancing for dollars on a table in a bar was posted online.
In the scene, which was not filmed by TLC, mom June defended her daughter’s actions by explaining that it was a college bar, not a “sleazy” one.
Investigators found reason to bring the case to court, but June’s court-appointed attorney was able to convince the judge to throw it out, and filming resumed in May.
The first episode of the show – which showcases a whole lot of belly-slapping and gas-passing – drew an impressive 2.2 million viewers, but it also received a considerable amount of criticism.
And that criticism is bound to increase later in the season after Alana’s 17-year-old sister Anna, aka “Chickadee,” gives birth to a baby girl with two right thumbs – and grandma June makes fun of the defect!
http://www.celebitch...ctive_services/
patrickfraser
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Two right thumbs? Why am I not surprised. :lol: What about June's "tractor foot"? That's one nasty toe and those flies are "disgusting". Out of the mouths of babes, right? The kids are probably sorry they ever asked to see it. :lol:
Precarious
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Oh Lord...
http://www.uproxx.co...s-mountain-dew/
A sex offender, an arsonist and a thief: The ex-partners of Honey Boo Boo's larger-than-life mom revealed
The three men the 33-year-old grandmother can name have all served time in prison for crimes including sexual exploitation, arson and burglary.
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Honey Boo Boo, whose real name is Alana Thompson, was fathered by David Michael 'Sugar Bear' Thompson, 40, who currently lives with the family at their home McIntyre, Georgia.
In 1998, he was sentenced to five years in the nearby Montgomery Prison for robbing a series of campsites and setting fire to at least one camper.
Meanwhile her eldest sister, 17-year-old Anna 'Chickadee' Shannon - who gave birth recently - didn't know her father, David Dunn, 34, until he was released from prison work detail.
When she was four he was sent to court for a child support hearing and in 1995 he returned to prison when he was sentenced for stealing a handgun and again in 1998 for stealing cartons of cigarettes.
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The father of Honey Boo Boo’s 15-year-old sister Jessica 'Chubbs' Shannon, is Michael Anthony Ford, 35, who dated her mother just a few months before she became pregnant.
In 2005 he served more than two years in prison for the sexual exploitation of a child over the Internet putting him on the sex offender registry.
He was also charged with passing bad checks and for shoplifting at a Walmart where he worked.
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Honey Boo Boo’s mom June, 33, has also had run-ins with the law. Court records show she served time for cashing bad checks in 1998 and for stealing $3,300 from a safe in a McDonald’s she was managing in McDonough, Ga., in 2004, although those charges were later dismissed.
http://www.uproxx.co...s-mountain-dew/
A sex offender, an arsonist and a thief: The ex-partners of Honey Boo Boo's larger-than-life mom revealed
- June Shannon, who shot to fame on TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras has four daughters by four different men
- Each of her partners has had run-ins with the law and she was arrested for theft and contempt of court
Jane Shannon, the mother of precocious pageant star Honey Boo Boo, regularly makes headlines for all the wrong reasons and now her relationship history is being scrutinised.
According to
The National Enquirer the larger-than-life character, who shot to fame on TLC'S Toddlers & Tiaras and currently stars in the spin-off series Here Come Honey Boo Boo, has had four daughters by four different men - one of which she cannot identity.
The National Enquirer the larger-than-life character, who shot to fame on TLC'S Toddlers & Tiaras and currently stars in the spin-off series Here Come Honey Boo Boo, has had four daughters by four different men - one of which she cannot identity.
The three men the 33-year-old grandmother can name have all served time in prison for crimes including sexual exploitation, arson and burglary.
...
Honey Boo Boo, whose real name is Alana Thompson, was fathered by David Michael 'Sugar Bear' Thompson, 40, who currently lives with the family at their home McIntyre, Georgia.
In 1998, he was sentenced to five years in the nearby Montgomery Prison for robbing a series of campsites and setting fire to at least one camper.
Meanwhile her eldest sister, 17-year-old Anna 'Chickadee' Shannon - who gave birth recently - didn't know her father, David Dunn, 34, until he was released from prison work detail.
When she was four he was sent to court for a child support hearing and in 1995 he returned to prison when he was sentenced for stealing a handgun and again in 1998 for stealing cartons of cigarettes.
...
The father of Honey Boo Boo’s 15-year-old sister Jessica 'Chubbs' Shannon, is Michael Anthony Ford, 35, who dated her mother just a few months before she became pregnant.
In 2005 he served more than two years in prison for the sexual exploitation of a child over the Internet putting him on the sex offender registry.
He was also charged with passing bad checks and for shoplifting at a Walmart where he worked.
...
Honey Boo Boo’s mom June, 33, has also had run-ins with the law. Court records show she served time for cashing bad checks in 1998 and for stealing $3,300 from a safe in a McDonald’s she was managing in McDonough, Ga., in 2004, although those charges were later dismissed.
