Are their any writers in the mantis house?

[Jessie]

Raises hand.

 

[plainone]

I write Jessie

 

[Jessie]

What do you write?

 

[KevinsWither]

I write stuff. I mainly do little doodles with my fantasies, deep poems, and stories. 

 

[Zeppy44]

I write as little as possible. My handwriting is so bad people think I must be a doctor. LOL

 

[proserpina]

I occasionally write too  I love writing historical fiction.

 

[Orin]

I write jokes:

What did the mantispid say to the mantis?

"I'd larva come over but I'm too pupa'd to fly."

 

[Orin]

The mantis replied:

"Never crack another hemimetabolous joke unless you're molting!"

 

[BringontheBugs]

The mantis replied:

"Never crack another hemimetabolous joke unless you're molting!"

Just stick to the books Orin. 

 

[BringontheBugs]

I write quite a bit as well, the vast majority is here on my blog: http://allaboutarthropods.blogspot.com/

 

[Malti]

I do write short stories now and then... 

Anyone interested in writing scientific articles for a magazine? mantids obv

 

[River Dane]

I make a lot of fantasies in my head, but I'm too lazy to write them out. 

 

[TEAM BUGS]

I am a Full Contact Writer ( my body is the pen ) mainly write in Chinese 

S7 is my second pen

my voice is the 3rd pen

Not into Fictional & Romance

 

[mantisfan101]

The mantis replied:

"Never crack another hemimetabolous joke unless you're molting!"

I write jokes:

What did the mantispid say to the mantis?

"I'd larva come over but I'm too pupa'd to fly."

YAAAY! SOMEBODH ELSE MAKES JOKES BESIDES ME TOO!

Oh wait i got some good jokes(not mantis related though)

What happened when the little tyke caught a fish on his first try when he went fishing?

A- he was hooked

What did one Trojan horse say to the other trojan horse before the big race?

A- "If we lose this race, don't worry. We can always troy, troy, troy again."

What did one ant say to the other ant before the queen's ardival home? 

A- "I'm so ant-sy right now and I can't help ant-icipating her arrival. Look, everybody else is ant-xious too!"

Come to think of it, we should start a forum/post for jokes and puns...I have a lot of old ones that haven't been used in a bit?

 

[Connor]

@mantisfan101lol nice