Best thing I've heard today...

[hibiscusmile]

Did u get any new teeth for a prize lol

 

[Katnapper]

Did u get any new teeth for a prize lol

Unfortunately, yes, lol. I had a filling come loose on a tooth that had another filling on the other side of it. He said the part that came loose is so close to the root that he can't re-fill it. I'll have to have either a crown or also a root canal done on that one. What a prize!!

 

[Katnapper]

My son - "Mom, can I stay and eat supper at Matthew's... they invited me?"

Yay!!! No figuring out what to make for supper! I'm just snacking on this and that tonight and calling it good!

 

[PhilinYuma]

Sunny, at the supermarket: "Oh, was I supposed to bring the credit card?"

Lisa is out of town for a week, so I took Sunny and Lisa's boyfriend , Nick, to the store to stock up for the next week, mainly to ensure that Sunny gets the food she likes. Lisa and I had both put money into her credit card account. The bill for the three of us, plus food for Tucker and the cats came to about $150, and since Sunny had forgotten the card, boyfriend paid the bill! Tucker says, "Thanks for the fud!"

 

[ZoeRipper]

"All the mantises are still alive!"

Our gas got shut off, and I put their cups underneath a light. I staid up till about 2am, then fell asleep. Ryan woke me up at about 8 this morning to ecstatically tell me that they had all survived the night!

 

[Katnapper]

Sunny, at the supermarket: "Oh, was I supposed to bring the credit card?"Lisa is out of town for a week, so I took Sunny and Lisa's boyfriend , Nick, to the store to stock up for the next week, mainly to ensure that Sunny gets the food she likes. Lisa and I had both put money into her credit card account. The bill for the three of us, plus food for Tucker and the cats came to about $150, and since Sunny had forgotten the card, boyfriend paid the bill! Tucker says, "Thanks for the fud!"

Food costs a lot of money...

"All the mantises are still alive!"Our gas got shut off, and I put their cups underneath a light. I staid up till about 2am, then fell asleep. Ryan woke me up at about 8 this morning to ecstatically tell me that they had all survived the night!

And so does the gas bill. I hope you get it back on soon!

 

[ZoeRipper]

Eh, we got it back on at like 9:30am.

I was SO happy.

 

[Emile.Wilson]

Doctor: What year is it?

Me: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2008?

Doctor: sorry It's actually 2009

this didnt happen today, but i had a concussion a few weeks ago, and lost a bit of memory -.-

 

[Katnapper]

Doctor: What year is it?Me: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2008?

Doctor: sorry It's actually 2009

this didnt happen today, but i had a concussion a few weeks ago, and lost a bit of memory -.-

Gee, Emile, :lol: that's kind of funny... but then again it isn't. :huh: What happened?

 

[Emile.Wilson]

Gee, Emile, :lol: that's kind of funny... but then again it isn't. :huh: What happened?

I was playing floor hockey in p.e class and I tripped on a hockey stick.

 

[PhilinYuma]

Yeah. Folks who talk about the dangers of playing football have never seen English schoolgirls playing field hockey! Murderous!

Right, Becky L?

 

[hibiscusmile]

Oh, u guys are all drunk :lol:

 

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I said to one of my friends on the face book chat "YOU!!!" she replys "Sorry but it had to be done to keep the universe in balance". My friends are amazing and funny! :lol:

 

[Katnapper]

I got a Canon PowerShit SX120 IS for Christmas.

 

[ZoeRipper]

Oh lemme 'lone!

 

[PhilinYuma]

Oh lemme 'lone!

Actually you did us a favor, Zoe, by finding a way around the Crazed Censor that changes the word to ######.

Can you do the same for "he1l"? It is pretty sad to read of the heroic (dumb, but heroic) British Light Brigade at the Battle of Balaclava riding into the "mouth of heck:!

 

[ZoeRipper]

"That's hella cool!"

Does that work, perhaps?

(Don't hit me with the banhammer!)