Einstein vs Stephen Hawking - Epic Rap Battles of History #7

[Precarious]

 

[agent A]

my sis and i personally like the hitler vs vader one the best

crazy stuff lol

 

[agent A]

hey, i got a few battles of my own

Pseudocreobotra wahlbergii vs Idolomantis diabolica

Yo dumb idolo come look at me

swirly winged and so spiny

you claim your so rare

yet you have plenty to spare

i wouldn't be impressed by you

if you could eat a hare

little spiny flower

i'm the man of the hour

who do you think your fooling with your spiky stuff?

trust me dude, no one thinks you're that tough

you think you got skill

and plenty to kill

but in truth you're just a fake

with the poses that you make

hey big fat devil

if your tummy was level

you are just a lonely guy

and if you don't have a stick you could mismolt and die

you're such a picky eater

all you can harm is a fly

you're such an epic loser and a fail at "the flip"

i'd race you up some plastic but you can't get a grip

you're such a big bluff

when you act all gruff

it's even in your name

pseudo says you're just a shame

you think you got the best of me

but you are dead wrong

look at you so tiny

just 2 inches long

you're a cannibalistic sucker

with the mouth of a trucker

you're just a little pest in my eyes

and you attack everything, no hope of civilized

i'm not afriad of your little gang

we'll make you tumble with a bang

all we have to do is hide in a glass

you can't get in with your wimpy grasp

think you are so lovely, standing so tall

but the bigger the mantis the harder they fall!

 

[Precarious]

hey, i got a few battles of my own

Pseudocreobotra wahlbergii vs Idolomantis diabolica

Ha-ha! That's pretty awesome!

 

[sinensispsyched]

Good one, Agent A!

 

[agent A]

I am gonna post one between Oxyopsis and creo tomorrow

 

[brancsikia339]

I am gonna post one between Oxyopsis and creo tomorrow

Cool!

 

[sinensispsyched]

Who will win in the oxy/creo?

 

[sporeworld]

Niiiice!

I was trying to figure out who would win between one of those guys and Werner Heisenberg. It's hard to be certain.....

:shifty:

(anyone get that?)

 

[maybon]

that was a pretty impressive rap agent A.

 

[Precarious]

Niiiice!

I was trying to figure out who would win between one of those guys and Werner Heisenberg. It's hard to be certain.....

:shifty:

(anyone get that?)

On principle I'm uncertain but my plank is constant. :blush:

 

[sporeworld]

Brilliant!

 

[agent A]

Creobroter vs Oxyopsis

Hey look at me the magnificent creo

better than my imposter the theo

you think you're so green, leafy and cool

but i know who you are, do you think i'm a fool?

you're no more than a food processor

if you know what i mean

and what in god's name is that ugly green

hey man not cool don't be hatin on the green

all you're good at being is a breeding machine

you're just a tiny creo, a pointy eyed freak

and you're so short lived

proves that you're weak

you think that people like you

well i got something to show you

think peeps are impressed by you're crazy design

but anyone as arrogant is no friend of mine

you mr oxy are good at repetition

i think you're afraid of a little competition

if it's not something you can eat or do

it don't mean anything to little old you

stalking south america looking like a leaf

chowing down on all our premium insect beef

you have a funny shape and you tend to rant

and what's up with your babies looking like an ant?

to tell the truth oxy, i think you're a hoax

yeah i said it, now go home and moap

luckily for you i don't abuse my power

but take a look at you, you call yourself a flower?

you don't give people fun

all you do is run

and your easiness is a trick

i know you're a prick

so go home to your family, that's all that you have

an excess amount of children with multiple dads

 

[maybon]

haha just as good as the first I love it

 

[brancsikia339]

really nice!!!!