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agent A

agent A

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Will make more soon but heres a start

Hymenopus coronatus vs Metallictus splendidus

I am the shiny metallictus

See my butt, come on and lick this

I look like a roach but i rap like a pro

All your flirty flower garbage is just a show

Go and be all pretty metal

Id much prefer to be a petal

I go great with a flower

And my huntings so good

I get fed within hours

Your just a moldy pancake

Rare flat and square

But the reason im so beautiful is cause im so fair

I can out shine you

Out gun and out rhyme you

So just give up, if you think for the best

Your frilly little prettyness shall be put to the test

Ive been evolved much longer than you

And im sure to revolve a lot stronger too

So go hide on your plant, excuse my rant, but i think you just got burned!

I put the petal to the metal

And come out on top

You're 20 blocks behind so you might as well stop

Oh wait, you have

I have gone above you and you're still that tiny little roachey the hobby regrets

They think you're cool now

But after your 15 minutes of fame, everybody forgets!

 
agent A said:
Will make more soon but heres a start

Hymenopus coronatus vs Metallictus splendidus

I am the shiny metallictus

See my butt, come on and lick this

I look like a roach but i rap like a pro

All your flirty flower garbage is just a show

Go and be all pretty metal

Id much prefer to be a petal

I go great with a flower

And my huntings so good

I get fed within hours

Your just a moldy pancake

Rare flat and square

But the reason im so beautiful is cause im so fair

I can out shine you

Out gun and out rhyme you

So just give up, if you think for the best

Your frilly little prettyness shall be put to the test

Ive been evolved much longer than you

And im sure to revolve a lot stronger too

So go hide on your plant, excuse my rant, but i think you just got burned!

I put the petal to the metal

And come out on top

You're 20 blocks behind so you might as well stop

Oh wait, you have

I have gone above you and you're still that tiny little roachey the hobby regrets

They think you're cool now

But after your 15 minutes of fame, everybody forgets!
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im out of like for thay bu ttht was quite awesome

 
That was beautiful.....

Found this on Google images. Thought it deserved to be shared here:

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Heres the next one

Phyllocrania paradoxa vs Stagmomantis limbata

Im a ghost with the most

You're just a boring little piece of toast

I can rap so good i boast

While you just sit there and stare

I look like a leaf while you're just a square

Im just getting started

But ill go easy on you for now

Since i know you're retarded

Hey little wreck

Lets be politically correct

And while you're at it, lemme say

Let me brag, if i may

Ive taken over

Go to my country

You'll find me everywhere

While you just live on a puny island

But thats not the end

You think you're such a rabbit

But im so good at breeding

Its become a bad habit!

You're nothing but a pest

Impostering your friend

Californica whos clearly the best

You're just a little bit bland

With no abdominal band

I took a simple leaf

And i made it all grand

So crawl back to your desert

Go die in the sand

Leave me alone

And things wont get outa hand

I give you an inch you take a mile

Come at me bro, i'll leave you in a pile

You take things to the extreme and you know it

We dont need your flaunty leafiness to go and show it

At least my homes not being torn down at an acre a minute

And if it was i'd still come back

Better than before

You're just a coward with nothing to show for!!!

 
Let me have a go...

Idolo vs Mendica

Idolo:

You shall not pass!

my threat display will beat your a**

I go solo,

cause my name be idolo

who you think your fooling copyin my name

you just want a shot to get at the fame!

My colors will make you amazed

i got my breeders in a craze

and i wont let you steal my name!

Mendica:

I may be small, but im loved

im agressive and im a hotshot

what you got?

you and your buddies think your so cool hangin out

my colors and my attitude stand out

solo? yeah right

ill show you my might

with your communal setup

you just dont have the right getup

im a mendica fool

dont be a tool

im the real lone wolf

 
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