How do you know you have a good girlfriend?

[Zapins]

So I was showing my girlfriend my L6 Chinese mantis and how it likes to stretch out and wave as it tries to reach a taller object when it stops waving its raptors and pauses. The mantis cocked its head for a second as if contemplating its next move and then promptly jumped right onto her face!

She didn't freak out or crush it as so many would have. So there you have it. A definitive test for quality girlfriend material

 

[ShieldMantid1997]

I would try this out, but i think it would result in a dead mantis lol

 

[Paradoxica]

Ha, my GF passed the exact same test.

 

[Sparky]

I never had any girl pass this test...

 

[Digger]

It great sign, grasshoppah.

Mantis has chosen. You must marry woman !

 

[fleurdejoo]

This proves absolutely nothing!!!
Let us know when there's a feeder (roach) loose on the bed, that's the test!!!!

 

[agent A]

I was in the woods with a friend and i caught a spring peeper

Or at least i though until it jumped and landed right on his ear :lol:

He just laughed at the froggy

 

[Zapins]

This proves absolutely nothing!!!

Let us know when there's a feeder (roach) loose on the bed, that's the test!!!!

Oh God I hate roaches. I think I'd freak out like ace ventura when he thought there was a bat in his hair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ONUe58qtjjs#t=121s

 

[Zapins]

This proves absolutely nothing!!!

Let us know when there's a feeder (roach) loose on the bed, that's the test!!!!

Oh God I hate roaches. I think I'd freak out like ace ventura when he thought there was a bat in his hair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ONUe58qtjjs#t=121s

 

[angelofdeathzz]

When she doesn't complain about the toilet seat being up then you have something, no really, Ha!

 

[D_Hemptress]

um, ya. not at the face! :no: ... not ok!

:2guns: ide freak!

 

[Introvertebrate]

This proves absolutely nothing!!!

Let us know when there's a feeder (roach) loose on the bed, that's the test!!!!

Yup. The old "roach in the bed test". If she passes that one she's a keeper.

 

[D_Hemptress]

i dont think anyone should be "ok" with roaches in their bed, female or male!

 

[Introvertebrate]

Aw heck. We're just messin' around D_Hemptress.

 

[D_Hemptress]

Aw heck. We're just messin' around D_Hemptress.

lol gawwwd i hope so... yuuuuck. im scarred for life! when i was a kid they used to come out from the bottom of the toilet when i would use the restroom in the middle of the night. also, once when i was eating wheaties i found a half of one in my milk after i had already been eating for awhile. no, i dont know what happened to the other half of the roach!! i dont even want to think about it.... OMG!!!!

 

[Paradoxica]

Yup. The old "roach in the bed test". If she passes that one she's a keeper.

If she passes that one I'M Outta there!!!

 

[D_Hemptress]

If she passes that one I'M Outta there!!!

lol! Right?!

 

[Danny.]

lol gawwwd i hope so... yuuuuck. im scarred for life! when i was a kid they used to come out from the bottom of the toilet when i would use the restroom in the middle of the night. also, once when i was eating wheaties i found a half of one in my milk after i had already been eating for awhile. no, i dont know what happened to the other half of the roach!! i dont even want to think about it.... OMG!!!!

At least it gave the cereal more flavor!

 

[D_Hemptress]

At least it gave the cereal more flavor!

Nasty!