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Jokes and Puns (CLEAN)
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Graceface
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Some Thanksgiving humor for you guys:
Why were Pilgrim's pants always falling down? Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
Why didn't the turkey eat Thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed
Why was the turkey asked to leave the Thanksgiving table? He was using fowl language
Why do turkeys gobble? Because no one ever taught them proper table manners!
Happy Turkey day!
Why were Pilgrim's pants always falling down? Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
Why didn't the turkey eat Thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed
Why was the turkey asked to leave the Thanksgiving table? He was using fowl language
Why do turkeys gobble? Because no one ever taught them proper table manners!
Happy Turkey day!
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why was the plant beeping its car during a traffic jam?
it was impatiens
it was impatiens
Prayingmantisqueen
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Oh wow those are funny!
