Mega Mantis L1 (Video)

[angelofdeathzz]

my old lady would kill me if I showed my MEGA MANTIS to everyone! :whistling:

 

[Precarious]

my old lady would kill me if I showed my MEGA MANTIS to everyone! :whistling:

See, I'm single so I can post videos of mine. And I'll post more as it gets bigger. Just wait till you see how big it gets!

Hey, wait... :huh:

Get your mind out of the gutter! Do not soil the name of the mighty Mega Mantis with your potty humor! For shame! :innocent:

 

[LauraMG]

See, I'm single so I can post videos of mine. And I'll post more as it gets bigger. Just wait till you see how big it gets!

Hey, wait... :huh:

Get your mind out of the gutter! Do not soil the name of the mighty Mega Mantis with your potty humor! For shame! :innocent:

This is a family forum guys! Pervs.....( :lol: I laughed though)

 

[angelofdeathzz]

I told him he shouldn't waive his MEGA MANTIS around!!! its just not right. kids may see it's big ugly and GREEN?

 

[Precarious]

I told him he shouldn't waive his MEGA MANTIS around!!! its just not right. kids may see it's big ugly and GREEN?

Mr. McGee, don't make the Mega Mantis angry. You wouldn't like it when it's angry! Grrrrr!

 

[lancaster1313]

Oh no! :no: What has become of the world these days? These people are here, with thier MEGA MANTIS out for all the world to see! Someone should put a stop to this behavior. :angry:

 

[LauraMG]

MEGA MANTIS is like Godzilla. Precarious, I would recommend buying a helmet and maybe some elbow pads.....

 

[angelofdeathzz]

Likebugs, Laura, I'm sorry you ladies had to see this! :no: I assure you steps have been taken where you won't have to put up with this visual abuse again. he has been heavily medicated and is currently receiving electroshock therapy. if it does happen again... :hammer:

 

[Precarious]

:wacko: I feel all better now.

Thank you nurse Ratched...

 

[Precarious]

MEGA MANTIS is like Godzilla. Precarious, I would recommend buying a helmet and maybe some elbow pads.....

I tried that but he just ate around the helmet and elbow pads, which is good. I'm typing this with my elbows.

 

[lancaster1313]

Likebugs, Laura, I'm sorry you ladies had to see this! :no: I assure you steps have been taken where you won't have to put up with this visual abuse again. he has been heavily medicated and is currently receiving electroshock therapy. if it does happen again... :hammer:

Oh, my! That sounds a bit extreme. :lol:

 

[LauraMG]

I love this thread......

 

[Precarious]

I love this thread......

Then why don't you marry it? :tt2:

 

[angelofdeathzz]

50 more cc's of Demerol are being administered as we speak! :shifty:

 

[LauraMG]

Then why don't you marry it? :tt2:

Dear MEGA MANTIS L1 (Video) thread,

Will you marry me? I love you......

 

[lancaster1313]

:lol:

 

[Precarious]

Dear MEGA MANTIS L1 (Video) thread,

Will you marry me? I love you......

Weird...

It just PMed me saying "yes" and requesting a dowry of puppies, kittens and bunnies.

Bridal registry is at Petco.

Congratulations you two! :euro:

 

[Seattle79]

I'm so scared right now...... Stop it! The Dark Side can't take it anymore

-Kevin

 

[Precarious]

I'm so scared right now...... Stop it! The Dark Side can't take it anymore

-Kevin

I have more midichlorians than you...

Light Side/Dark Side?

Come to the Gray Middle! You can dip a toe in each.

 

[Seattle79]

I have more midichlorians than you...

Light Side/Dark Side?

Come to the Gray Middle! You can dip a toe in each.

:angry: