My Own Monster Wars

[agent A]

when a high school latin teacher clashes with an Asian flower mantis, one fighter will join the status of the latin language:

a peaceful asian flower mantis sits on an amaryllis leaf

Meanwhile, a high school latin teacher awakens to go to the forum:

the teacher attempts to sneak up on the mantis

but the mantis spots it

the latin teacher goes around and drops down at the mantis, but has a leg snared

the teacher falls off the plant

persistent, the high school latin teacher goes back to attack, but it's made a huge mistake

the latin teacher now is like the language he taught...

MORTUUS!!!

 

[frogparty]

Damn, greusome. Like there's not already a shortage of great teachers in this country.

What did youdo? Fail a Latin test?

 

[agent A]

No but my latin teacher is MEAN!!! Always making fun of connecticut and stuff...

 

[frogparty]

There is a lot to make fun of in COnnecticut

 

[Mvalenz]

They still teach latin in high school? I mean I can see it being taught for medical students, but in high school? You should of enrolled in a language that is still in use like spanish or mandarin. Those would be much more useful. Damnant educationi systema! Get google translator app for your phone.

And nice storyboard too.

 

[warpdrive]

I loved the pics, but hoped it was a real human teacher that was going to get eaten.

no, I never had a latin teacher. but any teacher would do when I'm mad and hungry myself. so why not?

anyway, again, great shots.

Harry

 

[agent A]

There is a lot to make fun of in COnnecticut

oh yeah, well how do u like this:

when frogparty gets into an altarication with a south american green leaf mantis, one of them will leaf the other in pieces

the green leaf mantis attacks first, grabbing frogparty with her sharp claws:

frogparty tries to run, but the mantis only tightens her death vice:

the mantis delivers a fatal serious of swift bites:

and she makes a huge mess:

her abdomen is full of nourishment for the next generation:

and then she leaves the scene of the crime:

 

[CoolMantid]

Lol. Agent A!!!!!!

frogparty is doomed! I give you props for that!!!!!!

 

[agent A]

when a telemarketer crosses paths with a giant chinese mantis, one will hit a dead end

a hungry female chinese giant mantis sits on a leaf

meanwhile, a telemarketer is doing business underneath the plant

the telemarketer climbs up the leaf to try and make another sale

the mantis spots it

the telemarketer tries to hide in the soil

the mantis gives chase

the mantis grabs the telemarketer

the mantis begins to chew

this call is over

 

[CoolMantid]

You should make a monster bug wars episode! You could film a mantis and it chasing/attacking the prey. You should also narrate it!

 

[agent A]

yes i should!!! man i wish that was a real telemarketer

they are SO ANNOYING!!! "are you interested in buying blah blah" or "would you like to donate to blah blah" and they always think i'm a woman on the phone

 

[CoolMantid]

That happened to my cousin Marc! He was talking to one on the phone and asked "Is your husband home" He then hung up and they called again and asked for a survey from his "Husband" he just said hold on and set the phone in another room while he played video games! lol

 

[agent A]

That happened to my cousin Marc! He was talking to one on the phone and asked "Is your husband home" He then hung up and they called again and asked for a survey from his "Husband" he just said hold on and set the phone in another room while he played video games! lol

Some telemarketer called my grandpas house a few months ago and thought I was my grandma and I'm just like "umm she's been dead for 4 months so how can I be her???" and they were all like "oh I'm very sorry blah bla blah"

Then I hung up on them and may have said a few swear words...

 

[CoolMantid]

I heard (not sure if it is true) that telemarketers are not allowed to hang up on you, So if you leave them on the phone. They cant hag up and are stuck with you

 

[agent A]

I heard (not sure if it is true) that telemarketers are not allowed to hang up on you, So if you leave them on the phone. They cant hag up and are stuck with you

Oh torture!!! "sir I have to use the bathroom" "hang on I'm thinking I can't make up my mind!!" or "sir I have diabetes and if I don't eat soon I may pass out" "don't pressure me!!!"

Thanx for the idea!!! And my grandpa often falls asleep without hanging up the cordless phone so it's only a matter of time...

 

[agent A]

When a high school sports jock fights a South American Green Leaf Mantis, it's a battle between the speed queen and the camoflauged killer

the south american green leaf mantis hides perfectly along a green leaf, waiting to fuel the next generation:

meanwhile, the sports jock is getting out of school

and decides to do some warmups on the track before taking a jog home

he naively runs through a patch of greenery

his antics dont go unnoticed by the mantis

in a blur of motion she grabs him

and gives him a good stab

the sports jock is stopped dead in his tracks

 

[CoolMantid]

Dang! I WANT A OXY

 

[agent A]

This IS ONLY A JOKE and is NOT meant to be politically accurate

when a group of democrats locks horns with a group of republicans, it's a rumble in the senate!!!

the republicans, representing only the rich, decide to reflect the color they love so much, green!

meanwhile the democrats are talking about how they are going to do a bunch of stuff but never actually get anything done:

the republicans drop into the senate and begin to take over:

the democrats begin to chew:

the democrats begin singling out the republicans:

and soon the republicans are reduced to a pile of wasted material, something the democrats are good at creating:

:tt2:

 

[CoolMantid]

I saw a tadpole and I was like "No, dont feed a cute tadpole to your Oxy"

But I liked it. They seem like pigs