My Own Monster Wars

[agent A]

when a school bully and an african stick mantis take up arms, it's a battle between the intimidator and the hidden stealth fighter

the stoic stick mantis sits motionless on her stick perch

looking for trouble and an outcast to victimize, the bully wanders into uncharted territory

he starts to explore the stick, unaware of the mantis

in a split second she grabs him

and begins a humiliating dismemberment

the moral here is you can't beat an enemy you can't see

 

[CoolMantid]

Go popas! I love them! You should try some with your blephs

 

[agent A]

When Lady GaGa tangos with George Clooney, one of them will fall off the edge of glory

Lady GaGa is celebrating her birthday eve with her husband, the night

Meanwhile, George Clooney is swimming in his pond

Clooney sees the mother monster and grabs her

hoping to make a meal of her, he begins to drag her

but the mother monster won't comply

Clooney tastes the poisonous frog on GaGa's dress and spits her out

the angry mother monster decides to take things head on, literally

her magnificent hair makes a great noose

the mother monster is the conquerer!!

and makes a celebratory feast of her conquest

 

[CoolMantid]

This is by far the best one!

 

[agent A]

when a lobbyist throws a punch at an african lined mantis, someone is bound to be vetoed:

an african lined mantis is minding her own business on a plant leaf

meanwhile a lobbyist finishes up his luxurious bath in olive oil

and goes after the mantis, but she intercepts him with a quick strike

with the lobbyist in a headlock, the mantis votes no to proposition life