New Mantis species discovered

[Nick Barta]

A new mantis species was discovered in Washington State. It has dark blues and bright greens when displaying, and is quite ferocious.

The scientific name, although not registered yet, is SeahawkChampionis Beastlius.

The defenses of this particular species seem far superior to the well known BroncoManning won-before diabolica.

There are many videos depicting the defeat of the B. won-before diabolica attempting to kill the

S. beastlius.

I will try to culture this rare species, worth billions to our economy, because of it's rarity.

Yours truly,

Nick Barta

 

[Extrememantid]

Haha.. That was a good game lol..

 

[D_Hemptress]

that was a terrible game.. when only one team shows up for the game... terrible!

 

[Orin]

I will try to culture this rare species, worth billions to our economy, because of it's rarity.

Yours truly,

Nick Barta

Sadly it's only worth billions to our economy because it's football. Appreciation of living creatures is considered trash by comparison and is only measured in the drain on our economy. Football should be measured the same way.

 

[Nick Barta]

Sadly it's only worth billions to our economy because it's football. Appreciation of living creatures is considered trash by comparison and is only measured in the drain on our economy. Football should be measured the same way.

True Dat!