"how to piss a praying mantis"
hmm, usually I only find them in my
hmm, usually I only find them in my
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ok, bored and can't help myself!
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Paradoxica
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Ha, I had a mental image similar to someone passing a kidney stone"how to piss a praying mantis"
hmm, usually I only find them in my
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haha, just got it A ! took me a second!
"a real mantis fan"
hmm i have a real wooden fan
lemme know how the mantis one works out for u
hmm i have a real wooden fan
lemme know how the mantis one works out for u
"mated...now what?"
pregnancy test is next
pregnancy test is next
or something unspeakable!
Pizzaparlor45
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I wonder what normal people are doing right now.
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Watching tv
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Pyroruby
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I just read this whole thing and first thought was.....omg my last post is going to end up here...lol... should i erase it? :blush: :clown:
no, erase it, no!
patrickfraser
Well-known member
"How do you feel about your mantis(es)?"Very carefully. :lol:
tee hee!
I sexed all of my mantis!
I think this is against the law!
I think this is against the law!
Extrememantid
Well-known member
"ghost ooth normal?"
they do lay ooths, and quite prolifically, so yes
they do lay ooths, and quite prolifically, so yes
What is the death trigger?
Pissing grannyma off when she has her gun handy! :tt2:
Pissing grannyma off when she has her gun handy! :tt2:
just seen this question in a post . Have you ever seen a mantis at work?
Sure, mine work all day!
Sure, mine work all day!
patrickfraser
Well-known member
How do you know when a mantis is calling?
Check your caller ID. :lol:
Check your caller ID. :lol:
how do u know when a mantis is calling?
You can hear them! :tt2:
You can hear them! :tt2:
gm88
Active member
Speaking of mantis vampires (re: the first few pages of this thread) has anyone seen "Dracula 3D" directed by Dario Argento? At one point Dracula randomly turns into a giant praying mantis. Look it up on youtube lol.
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