ok, bored and can't help myself!

[agent A]

"how to piss a praying mantis"

hmm, usually I only find them in my

 

[Paradoxica]

"how to piss a praying mantis"

hmm, usually I only find them in my

Ha, I had a mental image similar to someone passing a kidney stone inch:

 

[hibiscusmile]

haha, just got it A ! took me a second!

 

[agent A]

"a real mantis fan"

hmm i have a real wooden fan

lemme know how the mantis one works out for u

 

[agent A]

"mated...now what?"

pregnancy test is next

 

[hibiscusmile]

or something unspeakable!

 

[Pizzaparlor45]

I wonder what normal people are doing right now.

 

[hibiscusmile]

Watching tv
!

 

[Pyroruby]

I just read this whole thing and first thought was.....omg my last post is going to end up here...lol... should i erase it? :blush: :clown:

 

[hibiscusmile]

no, erase it, no!

 

[patrickfraser]

"How do you feel about your mantis(es)?"Very carefully. :lol:

 

[hibiscusmile]

tee hee!

 

[hibiscusmile]

I sexed all of my mantis!

I think this is against the law!

 

[Extrememantid]

I sexed all of my mantis!

I think this is against the law!

Hahaha

 

[agent A]

"ghost ooth normal?"

they do lay ooths, and quite prolifically, so yes

 

[hibiscusmile]

What is the death trigger?

Pissing grannyma off when she has her gun handy! :tt2:

 

[hibiscusmile]

just seen this question in a post . Have you ever seen a mantis at work?

Sure, mine work all day!

 

[patrickfraser]

How do you know when a mantis is calling?

Check your caller ID. :lol:

 

[hibiscusmile]

how do u know when a mantis is calling?

You can hear them! :tt2:

 

[gm88]

Speaking of mantis vampires (re: the first few pages of this thread) has anyone seen "Dracula 3D" directed by Dario Argento? At one point Dracula randomly turns into a giant praying mantis. Look it up on youtube lol.