O.K. I couldn't find my steamer thingy, so I put the ooth in a strainer and put it over a pan with a little water and the lid (mostly) on. I steamed it for five mins and found that instead of being crunchy and unmasticateable, it was now soggy and unmasticatable. If anyone has a few fertile ooths (preferably of rare/desirable species), please feel free to send them to me, and I'll let you know if I get a different result. I must say, though, that after chewing and swallowing, my blood does not appear to be clogged, and my urine is its normal color, but in order to check out the impotence thing, I shall need an assistant. Please feel free to advertise your availability on this thread or by p.m.