WHO wants to be RANDOM???!!!

[agent A]

And rofl can be

Rivers often flow loudly

Raccoons over fires live

Relatives oddly fetch liver

Rapidly overeat flipping lemons

Reservation of farting linx

Rotting ovals freak lightly

 

[mutrok4040]

Regalis ova fuzzy lol

 

[mutrok4040]

l.u.m.p.y s.p.a.c.e. p.r.i.n.c.e.s.s. w00t

 

[mutrok4040]

LUMP OFF CARTER

 

[agent A]

If u eat something and it gets stuck, u r officially choking

If u digest something and it gets stuck, u r officially constipated

If u r constipated you are trying to unconstipate your self you make up words like constipationing and call creobroter creburnoter and start a new language called constipationationingersan and live in the bathroom for the rest of your life

I fell asleep in the shower earlier lol

 

[mutrok4040]

Is that one of those direct tv commercials

 

[agent A]

No but this is:

When your cable is slow, you get bored

When you get bored, you go outside

When you go outside, you discover the great outdoors

When you discover the great outdoors, you stop watching television

When you stop watching television, the cable company kidnaps you

When the cable company kidnaps you, you wind up stranded in Africa

When you wind up stranded in Africa, you have mutant elephant children with a hippo

Don't have mutant elephant children with a hippo

Switch to direct tv today

 

[CoolMantid]

Isnt it your buddy Eur0piens b day today?

I ENJOY EATING RICE CAKES!

 

[mutrok4040]

20 things to do with a Pelidnota punctata

1.Kick a Pelidnota punctata

2.look at a Pelidnota punctata

3.feed a Pelidnota punctata a grape

4.put a Pelidnota punctata on a vine

5.put a Pelidnota punctata in a cage fight

6.let a Pelidnota punctata cling to your finger

7.fry a Pelidnota punctata

8.steam a Pelidnota punctata

9. cook a Pelidnota punctata on a brick and eat the brick

10.spear a Pelidnota punctata

11.shake hands with the president

12.put a Pelidnota punctata on your phone

13.put a Pelidnota punctata in a commercial

14.teach a Pelidnota punctata to talk

15.eat a Pelidnota punctata

16.eat a Pelidnota punctata

17.eat a Pelidnota punctata

18.play baseball with a Pelidnota punctata

19.shake hands with the president

20.eat a Pelidnota punctata

 

[agent A]

lol i find those beetles all the time in CT

20 things NOT to do whilst blacklighting:

1 whitelighting

2 bluelighting

3 redlighting

4 orangelighting

5 purplelighting

6 purpleylighting

7 greenlighting

8 yellowlighting

9 brightlighting

10 dig up a dead body

11 die and come back as jeffrey dahmer

12 swallow a swallow

13 throw up

14 jump off a cliff

15 grab random strangers off the street

16 climb back up a cliff

17 fry an egg

18 take a dump

19 cause a power outage

20 set a cliff on fire

 

[mutrok4040]

lol

 

[agent A]

20 things to do instead of eating sprinkles out of the container with a spoon:

1 eat sprinkles out of the container with a fork

2 drink sprinkles

3 pour sprinkles down your throat

4 eat sprinkles with your tongue like a frog

5 smoke sprinkles in a bong

6 smoke sprinkles in a joint

7 snort sprinkles

8 inject sprinkles into yourself

9 sprinkle IV drip!!

10 feed sprinkles to a mantis

11 spit digestive juices on sprinkles then slurp it up

12 feed sprinkles to the neighbor's dog

13 throw sprinkles out a window

14 eat cranberry sauce out of the container with a spoon

15 clean your ears with a severed pinkie finger

16 kiss a refrigerator

17 go whale watching

18 sing ke$ha's song "Blow" at an airport

19 hunt for Osama bin Laden

20 visit agent A's house and steal a deroplatys nymph

 

[brancsikia339]

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[agent A]

I'll do the last one

PINK RAISINS TASTE LIKE OBESE ELEPHANTS

what do u mean the last one? this topic isnt over, is it?

who's ready for a tongue twister?

say this 5 times fast:

ten turtles took tom's two testicles! :tt2:

ok not really a tongue twister but this is:

she sells seashells by the sea shore!

and now for a word from yoshi:

YOSHI!!!

that's all yoshi can say, but i'm trying to teach him latin

 

[mutrok4040]

That pic of yoshi u posted scared meh

 

[brancsikia339]

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[brancsikia339]

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[mutrok4040]

3rd page yayuuuhhh

 

[mutrok4040]

NOOO 3rd page now

 

[mutrok4040]

NOOOOOO 3rd page.... now