WHO wants to be RANDOM???!!!

[agent A]

Ich wünschte, ich könnte deutsch sprechen, es wäre lustig und genial! warum kann ich nicht ficken sprechen Deutsch?! Scheiße! Ich möchte sprechen Deutsch so schlecht! kann jemand mir beibringen Deutsch?

I only know these German words:

Ich

Scheiße

Ficken

Fräulein

Monster

And I only know those because of lady gaga

Who says pop stars can't teach u a language

Maybe my Latin teacher will become a rapper lol

 

[agent A]

tulee joku puhuu suomea kanssani?

 

[angelofdeathzz]

Give me a break...give me a break... break me off a piece of that...?

 

[patrickfraser]

Lady GaGa aß ein Haufen Scheiße und dann blitzte eine Scheiße essen Grinsen auf den Paparazzi. :lol:

 

[agent A]

Lady GaGa aß ein Haufen Scheiße und dann blitzte eine Scheiße essen Grinsen auf den Paparazzi. :lol:

патрицкфрасер је стара прднути ко је љубоморан на Лади Гага тако да фантазира о томе да папараци и бити срања на у нади да ће људи прихватити да његова цреобротер црви и никада неће бити тако страшан као агент-а

:tt2:

 

[angelofdeathzz]

Don'ttrustthebluemonkeywithyourwaffles...

 

[CoolMantid]

Why did u call me today? And wat up with your answering machine?

I did? I just texted you. sryy bout that. I didnt have my phone so maybe my mom called you thinking it was me? Idk okay?

My answering machine is weird, what did it say? Whats wrong with it? Sryy

btw meh mom is taking my phone

 

[agent A]

I did? I just texted you. sryy bout that. I didnt have my phone so maybe my mom called you thinking it was me? Idk okay?

My answering machine is weird, what did it say? Whats wrong with it? Sryy

btw meh mom is taking my phone

I thought u had an emergency or something and called be ause of that

I think all answering machines r weird lol no worries

My idolo is soon to molt

 

[brancsikia339]

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[brancsikia339]

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[agent A]

так что я взял, что монтировкой и сунул мою задницу! После этого я пошел полос по парку, пока некоторые не хорошая уличная банда, подошел ко мне и попытался выбить дерьмо из меня. Я пукнул и монтировкой выстрелил из моей задницы и убил их всех. Затем я пошел в горячей поставщика собака и попросил гамбургер! Наконец моя попа spurca заговорил и позвал меня толстый трах

 

[mutrok4040]

unicornzunicornzunicornzunicornzunicornzuncornzunicornzunicornzunicornzunicornzunicornzUNICORNZ ARENT RANDOM UNICORNZ R BOOOSSSS

 

[CoolMantid]

η δοντ κνοω χοω το σπεεκ α γρεεκ λανγυαγε βοτ ινδεεδ η τριετ σο δοντ ξυδγε και?!

η λική οραγγες αντ θεϊ λική με! λαλαλάλαλάλα!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[agent A]

no primeiro dia de Natal meu verdadeiro amor me deu absolutamente nada por isso empurrou-os de um penhasco e um albatroz veio e cagou em mim para que uma girafa azul poderia lambê-lo de cima de mim e então eu fui para casa e jogou wii Sports Resort e depois enfiei o Wii Remote para cima o nariz da minha mãe em seu sono e, em seguida, cantou algumas Adele

 

[mutrok4040]

los reyes is good

 

[brancsikia339]

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[agent A]

Lol a spinach can only speak Spanish in a freezer full of severed Latin teacher heads and they have to have face paintings of red frogs eating kielbasa

 

[brancsikia339]

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[agent A]

Lol when I was just a seed, set to germinate in a moist paper towel, I fell in love with a beautiful picture frame but my thick roots couldn't satisfy it enough and it ditched me for a rainbow snowcone and ever since I have wanted to try an oreo coolata

 

[brancsikia339]

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