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GIANT PUPLE CLOROX WIPES KILL MUTANT BUNNY COUCH WINDOW WASHING LLAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i had a bad day. I woke up with a hairache, then my toothbrush ate my bookshelf, then my front door danced out of the lamp and sat on my pink fuzzy unicorn that eats clorox wipes.

My pillow punched 1,385,945,105,623,497,801 happy flying d. Melanogasters, than ran out of my favorite black hole, caused superman to wrestle a clock, than threw my air purifier into grandma's fire hydrant!

BEAT THAT. I have been known as the weirdest kid in all of the 3 schools I've gone to since first grade!!!!!! My only challenger was a boy named george, and he was quickly eliminated when I sang nyan cat for ten minutes!

 
lol i love it

yesterday i slit my heel open on a concrete wall when i jumped off it

then my ziplock bag spit up pvc piping on my brownie which turned it ON and it went and married a bowling ball and had 27 palm trees before running away to live in a hershey kiss :p

 
My ipad sat on the mutant blind clock bee. THROW HIM TO THE MANTIDS!!!!!!!!!!! My globe kicked the picture frame monkey chair and farted, causing obama to fly to switzerland.

 
Real dream: I was driving through the grand canyon, and suddenly I saw the CHP arresting a pair of cacti wearing cowboy hats.

WHAT WENT ON IN MY HEAD?!?!?

 
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the power of google translate lol.

Η επίθεση των PANDAS ΔΟΛΟΦΟΝΩΝ θα ΜΟΥ καταστρέψει HOT DOG ΓΥΑΛΙ!

 

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