GIANT PUPLE CLOROX WIPES KILL MUTANT BUNNY COUCH WINDOW WASHING LLAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i had a bad day. I woke up with a hairache, then my toothbrush ate my bookshelf, then my front door danced out of the lamp and sat on my pink fuzzy unicorn that eats clorox wipes.
My pillow punched 1,385,945,105,623,497,801 happy flying d. Melanogasters, than ran out of my favorite black hole, caused superman to wrestle a clock, than threw my air purifier into grandma's fire hydrant!
BEAT THAT. I have been known as the weirdest kid in all of the 3 schools I've gone to since first grade!!!!!! My only challenger was a boy named george, and he was quickly eliminated when I sang nyan cat for ten minutes!