WHO wants to be RANDOM???!!!

[brancsikia339]

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[brancsikia339]

best of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVyPPz2bt8Q

 

[brancsikia339]

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[Crazy4mantis]

WOOOOO! MAD LIB!

Part of Your World (The Little Mermaid) Mad Lib

Look at this plastic dog, isn`t it neat?

Wouldn`t you think my collection`s complete?

Wouldn`t you think I`m the flying tornado radio

The flying tornado radio who has everything?

Look at this mutated chair, treasures untold

How many wonders can one idolomantis hold?

exploding around here, you`d think

Sure, she`s got everything

I`ve got killer platypuses and happy hole punches a-plenty

I`ve got who`s-its and what`s-its galore

You punch thing-a-mabobs?

I`ve got 87521

But who cares? No fuzzy purple deal. I fly more

I wanna be where the mantids are

I wanna see, wanna see `em throwing

walkin` around on those

Whaddya call `em? Oh, feet

smashing your fins, you don`t get too far

Legs are required for pencil sharpening, dancin`

Strollin` along down the

What`s that word again? venus fly trap

Up where mantis shrimps kick

Up where mantis shrimps run

Up where mantis shrimps stay all day in the sun

Wanderin` free, wish I could be

Part of that mustard

What would I give if I could live

Outta these llamas?

What would I pay to spend a day

Warm on the sand?

Betcha on a blue lamp they understand

Bet they don`t reprimand their clorox wipes

Bright young women, sick of squishing

Ready to stand

And ready to know what the picture frame fire know

Ask `em giant killer questions and get some answers

What`s a tissue box, and why does it

What`s the word? destroy

When`s it my turn?

Wouldn`t I talking?

talking to explore that panda up above

Out of obese backpack, wish purple tree could be

crush of that rake

 

[brancsikia339]

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[Crazy4mantis]

OMG THAT IS WEIRD.

 

[Crazy4mantis]

I'M RUNNING OUT OF RANDOMNESS!

 

[CoolMantid]

ZAC EFRON CHOKED ON RED SPIDERMONKEY BOOGERS!

 

[patrickfraser]

Randomness has nothing to do with the nonsense going on here. If you want to be random, why not just bake a batch of poo poo cookies and eat them for breakfast? It's the breakfast for people with nothing better to do than eat poo poo for breakfast.

 

[CoolMantid]

Bottom of the River- Delta Rae... In the video she is a witch thats why the reflecion doesnt turn around when the farmers barge in and why she kills them all....the witch trials.....no.....

Ooh, baby, it's a long way down to the bottom of the river

Hold my hand,

Ooh, baby, it's a long way down, a long way down

If you get sleep or if you get none

The ######'s gonna call in the morning, baby

Check the cupboard for your daddy's gun

Red sun rises like an early warning

The Lord's gonna come for your first born son

His hair's on fire and his heart is burning

Go to the river where the water runs

Wash him deep where the tides are turning

And if you fall

Hold my hand

Ooh, baby, it's a long way down to the bottom of the river

Hold my hand,

Ooh, baby, it's a long way down, a long way down

The wolves will chase you by the pale moonlight

Drunk and driven by a devil's hunger

Drive your son like a railroad spike

Into the water, let it pull him under

Don't you lift him, let him drown alive

The good Lord speaks like a rolling thunder

Let that fever make the water rise

And let the river run dry

And I said

Hold my hand

Ooh, baby, it's a long way down to the bottom of the river

Hold my hand,

Ooh, baby, it's a long way down, a long way down

 

[brancsikia339]

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[brancsikia339]

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[patrickfraser]

I just made a chili-mac casserole and popped it in the oven @ 375 degrees for 30 min. Ooey, gooey, spicy, cheesy, goodness. :chef:

 

[agent A]

whered everyone go? did this thread end? :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no:

are you kidding me? it's just getting started lol

my milkshake brings all the coat hangers to the flamingo feather and they're like it's better than your mom's damn right it's better than hers i could punch you but i'd have to vomit my sweater brings all the clowns to the aluminum foil :tt2:

 

[agent A]

yuck i have a pimple inside my left nostril

 

[Crazy4mantis]

JUST KIDDING. THE REAL RANDOMNESS STARTS NOW!!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

When Justin Bieber poked my telephone, it ate the lightbulb in the freezer. the hole punch sang friday and flew into the pencil sharpener contained in my esophagus. it met the telephone in a clock and they exploded the curtains. my bookshelf saw what happened, so it sat on the upside down were-walrus, unleashing an army of picture frames carrying pianos. the end was near, so we all sang the hokey pokey, kicked a roof, and punched a laser llama. the laser llama battled an immortal sea urchin that had previously farted on a bucket. than we all shouted," EVIL FLYING POTATOS ARE WALLABIES!!!"

the moral of this story: all is good when you are a panda.

 

[Crazy4mantis]

OHHHH! I forgot one important fact. backpacks are donkey eaters!!!

 

[Crazy4mantis]

BABY MONKEY!!!!

 

[angelofdeathzz]

This thread ended before it ever started The Blue monkey told me so!

 

[patrickfraser]

Never trust a blue-balled monkey.