Not to beat a dead horse, but I just stumbled onto these quotes that really are too good not to share.
"And
Satan stood up against Israel, and incited David to number Israel."
1 Chronicles 21:1
"And again the anger of
the LORD was kindled against Israel, and he moved David against them to say, Go, number Israel and Judah"
2 Samuel 24:1
The original Samuel texts says "Jehovah" which they translated as "the LORD". So here you have two versions of the same story contained in the Old Testament. One sites Satan as the character involved. The other sites Jehovah. I don't know what else to say about it. Read it for yourself.
http://bible.cc/1_chronicles/21-1.htm
http://bible.cc/2_samuel/24-1.htm
Then do yourself a favor and read the commentaries below each version to see how the oppologists try to cover for the interchangeable use of the words "Satan" and "the LORD". Fun stuff!
And remember...
Old Testament: Rape, murder, destruction, darkness
"Happy
shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones."
Psalm 137:9
"Jehovah is a Man of War, Jehovah is his name."
Exodus 15:3
"Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined unto them shall fall by the sword. Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives raped."
Isaiah 13:15-16
"And the people stood far off, and Moses drew near unto the thick darkness where God was."
Exodus 20:21
New Testament: Love, mercy, forgiveness, light
"The thief
(Jehovah) cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have
it more abundantly."
John 10:10
"You have heard that it was said
(by Jehovah), 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven."
Matthew 5:43-45
"Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God
(obviously not the children of Jehovah)."
Matthew 5:9
"This then is the message which we have heard of him, and declare unto you, that
(unlike Jehovah) God is light, and in him is no darkness at all."
1 John 1:5
Does it sound like Jesus was
representing Jehovah or
denying him? Seriously...
End trasmision.