Crazy4mantis
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I know why:
llamas are pink!
llamas are pink!
WHO wants to be RANDOM???!!!
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angelofdeathzz
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The Blue Monkey couldn't have stolen your waffles? He's been with Patrickfraser helping him write cool little inspiring poems/jingles... 
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Crazy4mantis
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Impossible! evelyn pineweed scotchwoman was assassinated by my ischnomantis gigas while exploding on a hole punch! It must have been... wait, it couldn't have...no! this is impossible...no!...not...I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!...YEKNOM EULB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
try to find out who that is. I bet you know. :lol:
try to find out who that is. I bet you know. :lol:
angelofdeathzz
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I need a mirror and further analisis...
patrickfraser
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You need a mirror? lol
guys, i think i just got married to:
but idk because my memory got wiped by:
but idk because my memory got wiped by:
Purplish pink banana
Crazy4mantis
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don't be a potato unless your mom was a banana for halloween. have a happy easter.
Crazy4mantis
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do you like your potato to be squished under the new years eve moon-thing?
the ceiling's the floor and the wall ate your face.
your mom is a tree under the garage.
the ceiling's the floor and the wall ate your face.
your mom is a tree under the garage.
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Crazy4mantis
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Breaking News!
-Sitnam4yzarc, associated closet
TAPE ROLLS ASSASSINATE WINDOW AFTER FISH TANK RALLY IN BROWNIE
Citizens of Potatoland were shocked yesterday after the carpet society held a fish tank rally in the county brownie. the blue monkey window was folded into a banana and killed by violin case tape rolls. this incident is the latest in a chain of attacks by this group, according to the table department. "Tape roll attacks have increased by an estimated 72% since the greenhouse llama fell into a debt cabinet," says Hyteniarisian Boocalysysytway, the spoon pot's official granite. "We have had a total of 43.8 total incidents in the last 2 days, and 89% were allegedly devoid of mouse hair". The general public is very concerned, as sea cucumber tomatos have not been green since 1980. the ceiling fan is doing all that it can to jump over a speaker, but it is unknown if the garage has trees.-Sitnam4yzarc, associated closet
brancsikia339
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SPONTANEOUS AUTOMERIS BOOPS
Now for a look at your Weather:
tonight will be partly to mostly sunny, with the sun having a big old grin on her cheeks (ALL her cheeks)
the moon will vomit up scriptodust and gremlins will wander about, belting out their monotone mating calls
gremlin spermetaphores can travel at speeds of over 60 mph, so beware of these large projectiles throughout your midnight commute
the potato apocalypse will temporarily pause because tomorrow morning the moon will have to renew his contraceptive prescription, and when the daylight comes adam Levine will be on his own, so tonight he may hold you so close
do not panic, as this is normal in the cycle of the rainbow turtle's return to the skypecloudicon galaxy
the toaster galaxy will be at its closest point to earth today, so more nyan cats may be noticed in the atmosphere later at Z:OH PM, as the galaxy will be only 1/700 of a rainbow year (a rainbow year is the amount of space a rainbow covers in a year, equivalent to 3,000,080,776 light years) away from us instead of 1/30 of a rainbow year
the GHAINESPT will be hosting its 365timesayearannual rain dance tomorrow gninrom at BQ_SF:45.7777777 so beware of the illuminati
and that was sports for ya! be sure to wear plenty of oxygen gas repellant tomorrowday evenernoon
tonight will be partly to mostly sunny, with the sun having a big old grin on her cheeks (ALL her cheeks)
the moon will vomit up scriptodust and gremlins will wander about, belting out their monotone mating calls
gremlin spermetaphores can travel at speeds of over 60 mph, so beware of these large projectiles throughout your midnight commute
the potato apocalypse will temporarily pause because tomorrow morning the moon will have to renew his contraceptive prescription, and when the daylight comes adam Levine will be on his own, so tonight he may hold you so close
do not panic, as this is normal in the cycle of the rainbow turtle's return to the skypecloudicon galaxy
the toaster galaxy will be at its closest point to earth today, so more nyan cats may be noticed in the atmosphere later at Z:OH PM, as the galaxy will be only 1/700 of a rainbow year (a rainbow year is the amount of space a rainbow covers in a year, equivalent to 3,000,080,776 light years) away from us instead of 1/30 of a rainbow year
the GHAINESPT will be hosting its 365timesayearannual rain dance tomorrow gninrom at BQ_SF:45.7777777 so beware of the illuminati
and that was sports for ya! be sure to wear plenty of oxygen gas repellant tomorrowday evenernoon
Crazy4mantis
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Now let's see what's going on in entertainment!
Dady Mama released her new album "A Table Ate My Face" yesterday, and has over -43,000 sales in less than less than -24 hours per second. Her fan club, The horse wranglers, flew an empire state building for 3 minutes, causing a USB outlet riot in the streets of PVC pipes. many clocks jumped under potatoes.
The new movie Alpaca Justice, directed by Yo Yo Face, is going to be released in the underworld tonight. over 3 rainbow unicorns flew to mars to die. the national safety commission is currently investigating the cause of the glue stick flying over brooklyn.
TNT has announced their new show "Bombs", a much anticipated sequel to the 1960's romantic opera "Evil Mama Hipocritical Amazonian Pigmy Hippopotami". it has -6 star ratings on 42 planets, a new record for the world's largest salamander.
and now back to you for the potato forecast!
Dady Mama released her new album "A Table Ate My Face" yesterday, and has over -43,000 sales in less than less than -24 hours per second. Her fan club, The horse wranglers, flew an empire state building for 3 minutes, causing a USB outlet riot in the streets of PVC pipes. many clocks jumped under potatoes.
The new movie Alpaca Justice, directed by Yo Yo Face, is going to be released in the underworld tonight. over 3 rainbow unicorns flew to mars to die. the national safety commission is currently investigating the cause of the glue stick flying over brooklyn.
TNT has announced their new show "Bombs", a much anticipated sequel to the 1960's romantic opera "Evil Mama Hipocritical Amazonian Pigmy Hippopotami". it has -6 star ratings on 42 planets, a new record for the world's largest salamander.
and now back to you for the potato forecast!
currently the EYE of the potato hurricane tornado is overhead the mushroom kingdom
when turtles and koopa troopas don't know how to use adjective agreement, the relative pronoun jumps into a portable toilet so its motherly figure can enjoy a delicious fried battery snack, usually with peanut butter flavored milk
since the potatoes look like sparkly fairies, they are unsafe to eat unless you are despairing about your life and want to die
death spoke to the dish and so instead of running with a spoon, it jogged with a fork
meanwhile, the defecate for the starving flamingoes of eatingbonsaitreesisabadidealand race has been postponed to last week due to the fact that pi is an irrational number
the ancient greeks never existed, the skeeg made them up so the pelicans could have legal representation in a court of illegal activity
that is all
or is it?? the time is currently fiftyseven-seventyfour:HOWDOYOUPOOP o'clock
when turtles and koopa troopas don't know how to use adjective agreement, the relative pronoun jumps into a portable toilet so its motherly figure can enjoy a delicious fried battery snack, usually with peanut butter flavored milk
since the potatoes look like sparkly fairies, they are unsafe to eat unless you are despairing about your life and want to die
death spoke to the dish and so instead of running with a spoon, it jogged with a fork
meanwhile, the defecate for the starving flamingoes of eatingbonsaitreesisabadidealand race has been postponed to last week due to the fact that pi is an irrational number
the ancient greeks never existed, the skeeg made them up so the pelicans could have legal representation in a court of illegal activity
that is all
or is it?? the time is currently fiftyseven-seventyfour:HOWDOYOUPOOP o'clock
