WHO wants to be RANDOM???!!!

[Crazy4mantis]

Right You Are!

and now for some notable political headlines

PURPLE BASEBALL TEAMS FLY BANANA TO WRAP MOON IN BOOKCASE

APPLE POOPS OUT NEW FLOOR IN MASSACHUSETTS TO SAVE INNOCENT CHILDREN FROM GRAPES

DRAWERS FOR HOPE ANNOUNCES NEW PLAN TO END WORLD

PACIFIC WOOD GLUE PAPAYAS FACE IN TREE

COCONUTS COCONUTS MANGOES: THE NEW CLASSICAL POP DISCO SENSATION

WALL FAN DREAMS OF FACES IN BLUE MONKEY

the papayas are currently hot pink

the time is fortymango-applepeach:IPOOPINTHETOILET o'clock

 

[agent A]

you forgot the least important one of them none!

New Language Invented by Turnip Puppies Allows Nitrous Oxide a Chance to Breathe

 

[brancsikia339]

SPONTANEOUS AUTOMERIS BOOPS

 

[Crazy4mantis]

Automeris boops are essential to the tar pit mango warrior's master plan to destroy the 5 dvd drives falling up the sky. these dvd drives poop out toxodera heads at a speed of 42 farts/toilet. they will kill us all if we do not eat a ceiling fan while standing naked under a fish tank at 4:76:97APM past potato and yell "COCONUTS!" to a cabinet on your face. so go bang your head under a panda candle.

 

[brancsikia339]

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[brancsikia339]

 

[agent A]

Nice procyon lotor

 

[Crazy4mantis]

I got the same one for christmas!!! did you get it from josh's frogs? they are having a -57.3% off sale on rainbow potato silverware.

 

[brancsikia339]

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[jamurfjr]

Aspies dislike spontaneity and randomness. Like. A. Plant. Just sayin'.

 

[jamurfjr]

Curse you Heisenberg!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncertainty_principle

Edited to add: *angrily shakes fist in the air*

 

[brancsikia339]

STARBUCKS FRAPPUCINO

edit: that was the wrong picture but i'm leaving it anyway

 

[agent A]

well the pterodactyl army was defeated at the banana bread loaf tomorroday because the african panda force WZELM66 ambushed them with roasted coffee

col. hot dog mikpooperson said that he will be travelling to the watery grave desert to use the platinum toilet

 

[Crazy4mantis]

well the pterodactyl army was defeated at the banana bread loaf tomorroday because the african panda force WZELM66 ambushed them with roasted coffee

col. hot dog mikpooperson said that he will be travelling to the watery grave desert to use the platinum toilet

very sad to hear that the war is going great. next time, head butt a wall before 4:30 to avoid expected binocular dumpling buses.

 

[Crazy4mantis]

ONA!!!ONA!!!ONA!!!ONA!!!ONA!!!ONA!!!ONA!!!ONA!!!ONA!!!ONA!!!ONA!!!ONA!!!ONA!!!ONA!!!ONA!!!ONA!!!

 

[brancsikia339]

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[Crazy4mantis]

WARNING

STILL AT LARGE

THE INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL BLUE C.H.U. MONKEY IS STILL ON THE LOOSE.

MONKEY IS WANTED FOR 5 CHARGES OF GRAND THEFT WAFFLE AND 847.84 CHARGES OF POTATO KIDNAPPING.

MONKEY WAS LAST SPOTTED AT AGENT A'S HOUSE 3 MINUTES AGO.

IF SPOTTED, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ENGAGE MONKEY.

HE IS KNOWN TO BE ARMED WITH HIGH POWER BLUENESS.

IF ANY INFORMATION REGARDING YOUR FACE IS KNOWN, CONTACT THE AGENT A'S HOUSE POLICE IMMEDIATELY.

GENERAL SITNAM4YZARC M.D.

 

[agent A]

A giant bird decided to release his pet crab on my friend's carrot gland, causing severe stock market crashes in the mushroom kingdom

the monkey criminal was so constipated last night he was unable to lay his egg pod, thus allowing him to evade police and jump through the curling iron portal

in an attempt to outdo adele, katy perry set fire to hail and because of this, a huge seagull ate john meyer

a representative from the curly fries fraternity said she would dig meyer's remains out of the gull poop when the moon jumps over her cow

and now your weather forcast

huge car crashes are falling from the road clouds, so the weather is perfect for picnics

tomorrow the skies are clear and we are at risk of sun attack and it is highly dangerous to leave the underground lairs

 

[Rick]

 

[Paradoxica]

Another random video we can thank the Japanese for:

A Skateboarding Interpretation of a game of Billards

http://youtu.be/hDtL_5uyLJs